The Clever B™ Club – Membership for Fast Brains (£15 For Life Rate)
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Time to seal the deal - let’s fucking do this!

STEP ONE: YOUR DETAILS

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STEP TWO:​​​​​​​ BILLING ADDRESS

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STEP THREE: PAYMENT INFORMATION

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Start My Membership - £15 p/month
 Your payment is processed securely via Stripe each month and you can cancel anytime from the portal.

  Join The Clever B™ Club & Access The Portal 

🔒​​​​​​​ Ground-floor rate locked in at just £15
Your price never goes up, even as the library grows. You’ll always have unlimited access without worrying about rising costs.
📦 Monthly “grab-and-go” drops that save you hours
Each drop takes a messy business idea and breaks it into bite-sized steps you can actually do. No fluff, no jargon - just shortcuts you can use straight away.
🛟 State Of Shitshow (S.O.S.) resets for when you can’t brain​​​​​​​
Quick checklists, grounding prompts, and clever self-support tools so you can calm the chaos, reset fast, and get back on track without spiralling.
🗳️ Influence what gets created next - your say matters
Vote on future drops or request what you’re stuck on. The vault grows in the directions you actually need, not just what I feel like making.

🙅 Zero Community Pressure - this is a toolbox, not a group

No noisy FB group, no “engagement” guilt. You dip in when you need a tool, and get on with your day. Simple, clean, stress-free.
 *cancel at anytime directly from your portal in the account area 
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MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP | ACCESS

£15.00 P/MONTH​​​​​​​ 

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STEP ONE: YOUR DETAILS

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STEP TWO:​​​​​​​ BILLING ADDRESS

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STEP THREE: PAYMENT INFO

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 Join The Clever B™ Club & Access The Portal  

🔒​​​​​​​ Ground-floor rate locked in at just £15
Your price never goes up, even as the library grows. You’ll always have unlimited access without worrying about rising costs.
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📦 Monthly “grab-and-go” drops that save you hours
Each drop takes a messy business idea and breaks it into bite-sized steps you can actually do. No fluff, no jargon - just shortcuts you can use straight away.
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🛟 State Of Shitshow (S.O.S.) resets for when you can’t brain​​​​​​​
Quick checklists, grounding prompts, and clever self-support tools so you can calm the chaos, reset fast, and get back on track without spiralling.
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🗳️ Influence what gets created next - your say matters
Vote on future drops or request what you’re stuck on. The vault grows in the directions you actually need, not just what I feel like making.
arrow_drop_down_circle
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🙅 Zero Community Pressure - this is a toolbox, not a group

No noisy FB group, no “engagement” guilt. You dip in when you need a tool, and get on with your day. Simple, clean, stress-free.
 *cancel at anytime directly from your portal in the account area 
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MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP | ACCESS

£15.00 P/MONTH​​​​​​​ 

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Start My Membership - £15 p/month
🔒 Secure Payments with SSL Encryption
Your payment is processed securely via Stripe and you can cancel anytime from your portal.
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