Where Fast Brains Feel at Home
Where Fast Brains Feel at Home
Making life Sharper, Sassier, and Less Overwhelming.
Grab + Go Resources
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Your brain doesn’t need another course. It needs shortcuts you can actually use today.
Raw + Real Tools
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No guru gloss, no fluff. Just simple, usable stuff that makes you exhale and think: finally.
£15 Locked Forever
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Your price is locked for life. No creeping costs, no nasty surprises.
Where Fast Brains Feel at Home
Where Fast Brains Feel at Home
Clever B’s Who Said ‘Fuck It, I’m In’ are the fast brains already dipping into Clever B™ tools.
Making Life Sharper, Sassier & Less Overwheming
Grab + Go Resources
Grab + Go Resources
Your brain doesn’t need another course. It needs shortcuts you can actually use today.
Raw + Real Tools
Raw + Real Tools
No guru gloss, no fluff. Just simple, usable stuff that makes you exhale and think: finally.
£15 Locked Forever
£15 Locked Forever
Your price is locked for life. No creeping costs, no nasty surprises.
Be Honest… Is This You?
Be Honest… Is This You?
Your brain’s juggling 27 tabs at once.
And honestly? You’re done faking “calm + organised.”
Forget the quick fix hacks.
What you really need is someone who’s already tripped over the bullshit — and found the smarter way through.
Sick of polished guru BS?
Yeah, same. What actually works is raw, real tools you can use today.
If you’re nodding (or laughing, or sighing in relief)…
If you’re nodding (or laughing, or sighing in relief)…
… yeah, this Club was built for YOU!
… yeah, this Club was built for YOU!
Craving survival kits that fuel you
Not ones that drain you dry - backup that keeps your spark alive
Your brain’s juggling 27 tabs at once.
And honestly? You’re done faking “calm + organised.”
Forget the quick fix hacks.
What you really need is someone who’s already tripped over the bullshit — and found the smarter way through.
Sick of polished guru BS?
Yeah, same. What actually works is raw, real tools you can use today.
Craving survival kits that fuel you
Not ones that drain you dry - backup that keeps your spark alive
If you’re nodding (or laughing, or sighing in relief)…
If you’re nodding (or laughing, or sighing in relief)…
… yeah, this Club was built for YOU!
… yeah, this Club was built for YOU!
What You’ll Unlock Inside...
What You’ll Unlock Inside...
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Feral But Functional™: The 'I’ve Got Me' Kit
Your emergency stash for when life feels feral but you still need to function
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AI Conversation Starters for Small Biz Owners
AI Conversation Starters for Small Biz Owners
Plug-and-play prompts to help your clever brain talk business without the blank-page dread
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Objections As Conversations
Objections As Conversations
Flip awkward “no’s” into easy, human chats - no sleazy scripts required.
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Meet Your Clever B™ AI
Your digital sidekick - sparkly, sassy, and trained to think like you (minus the burnout).
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Your Refund Policy Isn’t About Refunds
Turn refund stress into a trust-building power move.
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Email Deliverability Handbook 2025
Keep your emails landing where they should (inbox, not spam).
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Clever B Radio Playlists
Mood-based soundtracks to fuel your focus, sass, or soft rage
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When ‘Get Shit Done’ Needs A Pause Button
S.O.S. Stash = tiny resets, not to-dos. Quick mindset tools + checklists for when you need grounding, not grinding.
And it doesn’t stop there...
And it doesn’t stop there...
Expect 1–2 new drops every month | Toolkits, Guides, Playlists, & Cheeky surprises.
Expect 1–2 new drops every month | Toolkits, Guides, Playlists, & Cheeky surprises.
What You’ll Unlock Inside...
What You’ll Unlock Inside...
💼
💼
Feral But Functional™: The 'I’ve Got Me' Kit
Your emergency stash for when life feels feral but you still need to function
🤖
🤖
AI Conversation Starters for Small Biz Owners
AI Conversation Starters for Small Biz Owners
Plug-and-play prompts to help your clever brain talk business without the blank-page dread
💬
💬
Objections As Conversations
Flip awkward “no’s” into easy, human chats - no sleazy scripts required.
✨
✨
Meet Your Clever B™ AI
Your digital sidekick - sparkly, sassy, and trained to think like you (minus the burnout).
📜
📜
Your Refund Policy Isn’t About Refunds
Turn refund stress into a trust-building power move.
📧
📧
Email Deliverability Handbook 2025
Keep your emails landing where they should (inbox, not spam).
🎶
🎶
Clever B Radio Playlists
Mood-based soundtracks to fuel your focus, sass, or soft rage
⏸️
⏸️
When ‘Get Shit Done’ Needs A Pause Button
S.O.S. Stash = tiny resets, not to-dos.
Quick mindset tools + checklists for when you need grounding, not grinding.
Quick mindset tools + checklists for when you need grounding, not grinding.
And it doesn’t stop there...
And it doesn’t stop there...
Expect 1–2 new drops every month | Toolkits, Guides, Playlists, & Cheeky surprises.
Why Join Now?
Why Join Now?
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This is the Messy Magic Edition...
This is the Messy Magic Edition...
— the vault’s just opened, the shelves are still filling, and the vibe is raw.
— the vault’s just opened, the shelves are still filling, and the vibe is raw.
WHICH MEANS >>
WHICH MEANS >>
🔒 Ground-floor rate locked in at just £15
Your price never goes up, even as the library grows. You’ll always have unlimited access without worrying about rising costs.
📦 Monthly “grab-and-go” drops that save you hours
Each drop takes a messy business idea and breaks it into bite-sized steps you can actually do. No fluff, no jargon - just shortcuts you can use straight away.
🛟 State Of Shitshow (S.O.S.) resets for when you can’t brain
Quick checklists, grounding prompts, and clever self-support tools so you can calm the chaos, reset fast, and get back on track without spiralling.
🗳️ Influence what gets created next — your say matters
Vote on future drops or request what you’re stuck on. The vault grows in the directions you actually need, not just what I feel like making.
🙅 Zero Community Pressure - this is a toolbox, not a group
No noisy FB group, no “engagement” guilt. You dip in when you need a tool, and get on with your day. Simple, clean, stress-free.
You’ve got a fast, fierce brain that doesn’t fit the mould.
You’ve got a fast, fierce brain that doesn’t fit the mould.
That’s exactly who this is built for.
Having a fast, clever brain is powerful - it’s what drives your ideas, your business, your independence. But it also means carrying the weight of every detail, every decision, every possibility.
And you don’t want to hand that control over - it matters to you to stay in the driver’s seat. What you need isn’t someone to manage you, but support that eases the mental load: turning the overcomplicated into something clear, doable, and light enough to move forward without burning yourself out.
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Why Join Now?
Why Join Now?
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This is the Messy Magic Edition...
This is the Messy Magic Edition...
- the vault’s just opened, the shelves are still filling, and the vibe is raw.
WHICH MEANS >>
WHICH MEANS >>
🔒 Ground-floor rate locked in at just £15
Your price never goes up, even as the library grows. You’ll always have unlimited access without worrying about rising costs.
📦 Monthly “grab-and-go” drops that save you hours
Each drop takes a messy business idea and breaks it into bite-sized steps you can actually do. No fluff, no jargon - just shortcuts you can use straight away.
🛟 State Of Shitshow (S.O.S.) resets for when you can’t brain
Quick checklists, grounding prompts, and clever self-support tools so you can calm the chaos, reset fast, and get back on track without spiralling.
🗳️ Influence what gets created next — your say matters
Vote on future drops or request what you’re stuck on. The vault grows in the directions you actually need, not just what I feel like making.
🙅 Zero Community Pressure - this is a toolbox, not a group
No noisy FB group, no “engagement” guilt. You dip in when you need a tool, and get on with your day. Simple, clean, stress-free.
You’ve got a fast, fierce brain that doesn’t fit the mould.
You’ve got a fast, fierce brain that doesn’t fit the mould.
That’s exactly who this is built for.
Having a fast, clever brain is powerful - it’s what drives your ideas, your business, your independence.
But it also means carrying the weight of every detail, every decision, every possibility.
And you don’t want to hand that control over - it matters to you to stay in the driver’s seat.
What you need isn’t someone to manage you, but support that eases the mental load: turning the overcomplicated into something clear, doable, and light enough to move forward without burning yourself out.
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Meet Tallie — The Clever B™ Who Built This Thing
Meet Tallie — The Clever B™ Who Built This Thing
I didn’t create this Club because I had it all figured out. I created it because I didn’t.
At the start of this year, I hit a wall. A big one.
Depression. Bed became quicksand.
I couldn’t move. I didn’t want to.
Depression. Bed became quicksand.
I couldn’t move. I didn’t want to.
But I also couldn’t let my clients down.
And that’s the brutal truth of being a solo business owner: If you’re employed, you can get signed off when things get too much.
When you work for yourself? There’s no safety net. No sick pay.
If you stop, your living disappears.
And that’s the brutal truth of being a solo business owner: If you’re employed, you can get signed off when things get too much.
When you work for yourself? There’s no safety net. No sick pay.
If you stop, your living disappears.
So you keep showing up. You keep working.
Even when it’s breaking you.
Even when you’re on the brink of constant burnout.
Even when it’s breaking you.
Even when you’re on the brink of constant burnout.
Until everything feels heavier and harder, and you start to wonder if you even want to keep going at all.
Until everything feels heavier and harder, and you start to wonder if you even want to keep going at all.
That’s Where My Idea For The Clever B™ Club Came From...
That’s Where My Idea For The Clever B™ Club Came From...
Not from a perfect plan, but from the edge. From the realisation that what we need isn’t more pressure, more strategies, more hustle.
We need lighter ways forward. Small wins. Clever shortcuts. Something that lets you keep your control - without carrying the whole weight alone.
Questions First, Overthinking Later
Questions First, Overthinking Later
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Because A Clever B Always Wants The Real Answers Before They Hit Join
Because A Clever B Always Wants The Real Answers Before They Hit Join
Is this just another membership I’ll forget I signed up for?
Nope. This isn’t about lives or a Facebook group. It’s a clever stash you can raid when your brain needs backup.
What do I actually get for my £15 a month?
Right now? A growing library of tools, kits, and playlists to cut the noise and get you moving. It’s new — which is why your £15 rate stays locked for life as it grows.
What if I don’t have AuDHD, ADHD or Autism?
If you’ve got a fast brain, hate fluff, and want unapologetic tools that actually help — you’ll fit right in. Neurodiverse or not, these kits land for humans who want less overwhelm and more clarity.
What if I’m just drowning and not ready for a…tool?
That’s exactly when the S.O.S. Stash comes through. It’s not about productivity — it’s about grounding. Tools and support, all in one place.
What if I already feel too busy/overwhelmed to add another thing?
Fair. This isn’t “another thing.” No daily logins or modules. It’s there when you need it — like a clever friend handing you the shortcut not the manual.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yep — cancel with a click. No guilt, no awkward emails. Stay and your £15 price is locked for life.
How often will new stuff be added?
Steady top-ups, not homework. New tools regularly — paced so your brain feels supported, not buried.
Is this right for me if I’m already in other programs or memberships?
Yes — because it’s light-touch. Dip in when you want; no “keeping up,” no clash with other commitments.
Do I get access to you or other members?
Nope. Not a coaching space or community. It’s instant access to useful, clever stuff on your terms.
What if I join now and decide later it’s not for me?
Then you cancel — no hard feelings. You’re never stuck in a contract.
Why so cheap — what’s the catch?
No catch. It’s £15 because the portal’s fresh and growing. You’re in from the start, and your price never goes up as long as you stay.
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“I usually bounce off memberships after a week or so - but this one actually sticks. It feels made for how my brain works.”
“Finally, tools I can actually use without needing a 40‑page manual. It’s like Tallie knew exactly what would trip me up and fixed it.”
“I didn’t realise how heavy it felt always trying to ‘cope’ on my own. The Club reminds me I’m not broken — my brain just works differently. That relief alone is worth way more than £15.”
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Maya T, Bristol
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Alex P, Reading
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Leila S, Manchester
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“I signed up thinking ‘£15, why not?’ — but honestly, it’s been the best money I’ve spent this month. Every kit feels like it saves me hours of faffing about.”
“I don’t have ADHD, but I do have a fast, busy brain. The survival kits just get me moving when I’d usually spiral. It’s like having a clever shortcut on standby.”
“Other memberships made me feel guilty for falling behind. This one? There’s nothing to ‘keep up with.’ I dip in, get what I need, and get on with my day.”
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James R, London
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Amara K, Toronto
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Sophie M, Dublin
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★★★★★
★★★★★
“I usually bounce off memberships after a week or so - but this one actually sticks. It feels made for how my brain works.”
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Maya T, Bristol
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★★★★★
“Finally, tools I can actually use without needing a 40‑page manual. It’s like Tallie knew exactly what would trip me up and fixed it.”
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Alex P, Reading
★★★★★
★★★★★
“I didn’t realise how heavy it felt always trying to ‘cope’ on my own. The Club reminds me I’m not broken — my brain just works differently. That relief alone is worth way more than £15.”
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Leila S, Manchester
★★★★★
★★★★★
“I signed up thinking ‘£15, why not?’ — but honestly, it’s been the best money I’ve spent this month. Every kit feels like it saves me hours of faffing about.”
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James R, London
★★★★★
★★★★★
“I don’t have ADHD, but I do have a fast, busy brain. The survival kits just get me moving when I’d usually spiral. It’s like having a clever shortcut on standby.”
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Amara K, Toronto
★★★★★
★★★★★
“Other memberships made me feel guilty for falling behind. This one? There’s nothing to ‘keep up with.’ I dip in, get what I need, and get on with my day.”
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Sophie M, Dublin
Your Clever B™ Corner Of The Internet Awaits...
Your Clever B™ Corner Of The Internet Awaits...
Cheaper Than A Deliveroo & Way More Useful Than Another “Free Masterclass”
Cheaper Than A Deliveroo & Way More Useful Than Another “Free Masterclass”
Always Unapologetic. Built For Fast Brains.
Always Unapologetic. Built For Fast Brains.
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What you’ll find (and feel) inside...
🔪 Tools that cut through the chaos instead of piling more on your plate
🌬️ Truths that hit like a deep exhale (finally, someone said it)
🧰 Grab-and-go kits for the days your brain needs backup, not busywork
Cause' sometimes the best support isn’t another guru telling you to “try harder”…
Cause' sometimes the best support isn’t another guru telling you to “try harder”…
… it’s a clever stash of shortcuts that remind you you’re not the only one navigating the madness.
… it’s a clever stash of shortcuts that remind you you’re not the only one navigating the madness.
Your Clever B™
Corner Of The Internet Awaits...
Your Clever B™
Corner Of The Internet Awaits...
Corner Of The Internet Awaits...
Cheaper than a Deliveroo & Way more useful than another “free masterclass”
Cheaper than a Deliveroo & Way more useful than another “free masterclass”
Always Unapologetic.
Built For Fast Brains.
Always Unapologetic.
Built For Fast Brains.
Built For Fast Brains.
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What you’ll find (and feel) inside...
🔪 Tools that cut through the chaos instead of piling more on your plate
🌬️ Truths that hit like a deep exhale (finally, someone said it
🧰 Grab-and-go kits for the days your brain needs backup, not busywork
Cause' sometimes the best support isn’t another guru telling you to “try harder”…
Cause' sometimes the best support isn’t another guru telling you to “try harder”…
… it’s a clever stash of shortcuts that remind you you’re not the only one navigating the madness.